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Jennifer LIVE At The Gryrnese Academy Of Music

Jennifer performs five original compositions on her harp 'Eliade' for a live audience at the GAOM Hall. She is introduced by Hallmaster Tobu Kortovich.

6.20 MB MP3 file download

Don't Eat Sushi At Aquariums
-The Elfmaids
As heard on the Doctor Demento Show on the radio.

The Elfmaids are:
Lead Singer/ Songwriter:   Eldenath DeVilya
Backup Vocals/ Additional Lyrics:   Jennifer Diane Reitz
Guitar:   Beth Elliot

2.55 MB MP3 file download

Want to help us get the song into the Funny Five on the Dr. Demento Show? Write to Doctor Demento and request "Don't Eat Sushi At Aquariums" at drdemento@drdemento.com

Don't Eat Sushi At Aquariums (Lyrics)

Oh, don't eat sushi at aquariums, aquariums, aquariums
No, don't eat sushi at aquariums, the fish don't like the thought

Oh, you can eat pork in front of pigs, at their digs, in front of pigs
Oh, you can eat pork in front of pigs, cause the pigs don't know no better

And you can eat beef in front of cows, if you know how, in front of cows
Yes, you can eat beef in front of cows, and they won't give an udder

Oh, you can eat eggs in front of hens, in their pens, in front of hens
Yes, you can eat eggs in front of hens, the hens won't give a cluck

You can eat lamb in front of sheep, and they won't peep, in front of sheep
Oh, you can eat lamb in front of sheep, the sheep don't know it's baaaaaaad!

But, don't you eat sushi at aquariums, aquariums, aquariums
No, don't you eat sushi at aquariums, the fish don't like the thought
No, the fish don't like the thought!   Yeah!